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Late Trains In Italy
By Max | September 30, 2008
You know what they call late trains in Italy? Ritardo!! My friends, I don’t think the Republican VP nominee would be on time if she were a train in Italy. Her wheels spin just a little too slow, and it is cracking my shit up. Did you know that there is statiscally a 20% chance of someone John McCain’s age dying within 4 years? That means Sarah Palin could easily be our next President. I for one am excited about the prospect of another Presidential comedy show! You thought Bush was good for a laugh? Check out this video…
For some reason I am reminded of another beauty contestant. Lets hear it for Miss Teen SC!!
So lets all cast a vote for McCain and let hilarity ensue! A vote for comedy is a vote for America.
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September 30th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
You can get two dumb crooks from the Republican party, two smart crooks from the Democrats, or write in Ron Paul.
September 30th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
There are no smart crooks in either part. They are all dumb as rocks. Sarah palin is no different than the rest of them. I actually think that Biden is a bit dumber than Palin. Listen to the dumb things he says and he has had 26 years of do nothing job in Congress to polish up his act. But he has not ben able to do it. He has only learned some key words and tricky phrases in his 26 years that tend to make hime sound like he knows something.
September 30th, 2008 at 9:25 pm
RON PAUL IS THE BEST!
October 1st, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Wow, Looks like you guys are political…
Dad, there’s no chance anyone in this race is dumber than Palin. Did you watch the interview? She’s a moron. Sure Biden’s democrat policies are probably awful, but thats just a function of being a Democrat and pandering to the constituency. Palin can’t make a mental leap. Every time she is asked to compare something or think for herself, all she can do is give some unrelated canned response.
Don’t worry though. I’ve got some interesting things to write about her soon.
October 1st, 2008 at 1:32 pm
I can’t wait.
October 3rd, 2008 at 5:50 pm
Did you notice that McCain kind of sounds like the Emperor from Star Wars?