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All Of A Sudden, I Heard A Clatter
By Max | August 24, 2007
I live in an apartment and my bed room shares a wall with my neighbor. She is a cute Asian college girl. Last night I was woken up by her incredibly loud sex. I really thought the whole building was collapsing. Once I woke up a little I realized that she was just getting destroyed by some dude. I literally thought that her bed was going to burst through the wall, and land a couple of sweaty bodies in my room with me. It must have been a one night stand because I haven’t heard anything like this from her in the three months since I have been there. Also he must have been drunk because he lasted so long. At one point I thought about calling the cops to let them know of the abuse taking place next door. 
Anyway, now its an arms race. I can’t let her know that I am going to sit idly by and allow this sort of behavior to continue. I’ve got to go out and do my part to get the loudest girl I can find to come back let this girl know who she’s up against.
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August 24th, 2007 at 3:16 pm
GO MAX GO!
August 24th, 2007 at 3:40 pm
Does this mean that dude beat the 1000 Pushups Challenge?
August 24th, 2007 at 5:30 pm
I can’t wait for your mom to pop in and see this.
September 5th, 2007 at 10:56 pm
Find that girl yet?