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My High School Reunion
By Max | August 16, 2007
I am headed to South Carolina tomorrow for my 10 year high school reunion. I just got off the phone with Karen, the president of the class of 2001. She had a couple of extra tickets left. Its nice when the proactive people of the world plan ahead and take care of the lazy people of the world. I was supposed to have RSVPed 3 weeks ago. 
Unfortunately, I don’t remember any hot chicks in my class. Most of the cute girls were in the classes ahead of me or behind me. I am hoping a few blossomed after graduation, but that could just be wishful thinking. Also, I am from a small town and there have been A LOT of marriages since I left. I will definitely be one of the few single people left. That goes for girls too. Realistically I am looking at recent divorcees if I want to hook up at this HS reunion.
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August 16th, 2007 at 8:15 pm
I can’t think of anything that could bring me back to my high school reunion. I usually hung out with people several classes ahead of me and I didn’t even attend my senior year.
To be honest, I only remember a couple of people from my class.
But yeah, knock ‘em out Max. If they’re all married like you said, you’ll probably be the happiest person there
August 16th, 2007 at 9:12 pm
Theres really only two reasons for anyone to go to a high school reunion.
1. Making fun of the losers.
2. Trying to hook up with girls.
August 17th, 2007 at 9:35 am
You have your priorities backwards.
August 17th, 2007 at 10:02 pm
Good luck Max. I can’t wait to hear the stories. Find out who is working at the “Please Per Pay” Gas Station.