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Elevator Etiquette
By Max | April 11, 2007
As I returned from lunch yesterday at work I got on the elevator with two other people, a normal looking older dude, and an Asian lady who was talking on her cell phone. Once the elevator doors closed, the Asian lady started speaking into the phone quietly and even used her hand to cover her mouth in an effort to conceal what she was saying further.
Now I don’t know what languages she thinks are taught in American high school, but she could have been screaming into the phone and I still wouldn’t have known what she was saying. She was probably speaking Chinese or Korean, but we obviously had no clue.
What was she saying that was so secretive she needed to cover it up just on the one in a million chance one of us happened to also be a Chinese linguist? If it was that important why even take a chance? Maybe she was just telling her friend how much she hated to ride in elevators with stinky Americans. Or maybe, she was hatching out some new anti-commie-government plan to take over China. Remember Tiananmen. TIANANMEN!!!!
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April 11th, 2007 at 8:51 pm
I think she was telling her friend how hot you were.
April 12th, 2007 at 12:18 pm
The thought certainly crossed my mind.
April 18th, 2007 at 11:09 pm
she was probably telling her friend she just farted and was going to watch you 2 argue over who did it